Glump
Why a One-Eyed Swamp Blob Has
Come to Symbolize the State of the Market
Come to Symbolize the State of the Market
Glump, a creature from the bottom of the Great Swamp,
captures the essential frown of every chart you've seen.
captures the essential frown of every chart you've seen.
The History of Glump
I. The Bubble
10,000 years ago
blub.
the swamp burped.
and there i was.
one eye.
one frown.
no instructions.
glump.
II. The First Pump
glump.
please pump
🧍
degen
la la la
all i want
is to sit in the swamp ♪
wait, what if they
want me to smile
instead?
la la la
still not smiling.
glump. ♪
III. The Eye
2021
i saw the top.
wagmi
🧍
degen
2022
i saw the bottom.
ngmi
🧍
degen
2023
i saw the
bottom of
the bottom.
today
i see your
portfolio.
glump.
IV. Before / After
Glump
glump.
Glump + smile filter
i simply exhibit
the behaviors
the swamp gave me
the filter falls off
...
glump.
V. Don't Anthropomorphize
...
it's just a blob. it doesn't feel anything. don't —
🧍
scientist
glump.
...
i love you
🧍
scientist
glump. ♡
VI. The Tamaglumpi
feed him
no.
play with him
no.
pet him
...fine.
he is still alive after 3 years
glump.
VII. Don't Tread On Glump
they tried
to rug me.
lol
🧍
dev
they tried
to dump me.
they tried
to make me smile.
DON'T TREAD ON GLUMP
the swamp
remembers.
VIII. The Prophecy
one day
i will smile.
the swamp
will rise.
every bag
will be lifted.
not today
glump.
Long before the first frog croaked, the Great Swamp burped. From that single bubble rose Glump: soft, green, spotted, with one eye and one frown.
His one eye sees everything — every rug pull, every red candle, every promise too good to be true. He has seen it all. He is not impressed.
Many have tried to make Glump smile. Clowns. Pumps. Green candles to the moon. The frown remains. Legend says the day Glump smiles, the swamp will rise and lift every bag with it.
Until then, he sits very still, frowns, and holds. glump.